Not exactly today, but I didn't get around to posting about it until today. Last week when I used the oven, somehow a plastic bag clip got in there and melted. I thought I'd gotten it all cleaned but ( Read more... )

Today at lunch we went to a Cajun restaurant. I’ve never had crawfish, so I ordered a crawfish boil with all three sauces (garlic butter, Cajun, something else I can’t remember) and corn on the cob cooked in the same bag. I had to wear a bib and plastic gloves. It was good, even though there were about a hundred crawfish. I spattered all over ( Read more... )

Characters: Jane Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bob, OMC
Rating: NC-17
Jane's on the bed, Bernie's in the bathtub. Naughty stuff ensues.

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Characters: Bernie Sanders/Susan Sarandon, Jane Sanders/OMC
Rating: NC-17
WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR YOUR MENTAL WELLBEING!

A/N I seriously need help.
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I just spent 90 minutes on Twitter writing an NC-17 fanfic about Bernie Sanders, Jane Sanders, and Susan Sarandon in 140 character tweets.

I am so ashamed of myself.

Especially for the part where Susan jerks off Bernie while he's in a bath of epsom salts.

I need help.